Category: Ebook

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Keeping The Moon

Sarah Dessen

keeping the moonWhen Nicole “Colie” Sparks is farmed out to live with her Aunt in small town America for the summer by her weight loss guru mother she’s forced to look at life from a new perspective.
This YA novel is well written and features a very likeable lead character. Even though it’s a pretty entertaining read the story just seems stop rather than have an actual ending. I found this pretty annoying.
Still this does mean that it’s ripe for a follow-up with so many plot threads and character acts left hanging at the end.

Rating: B

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Just Listen

Sarah Dessen

just listenThis is an enjoyable YA book. Annabel used to be the ‘girl who had everything’ – at least on the surface – popular at school, a model away from it. Then things go wrong and she finds herself isolated at school, sick of being a model and feeling trapped by her complicated family life. She finds escape with another school misfit called Owen, whose anger management issues and vehement interest in music brings out something new in her.
This book is about learning to be honest with yourself and facing your problems. Though it’s handled with a light touch by the author there is a lot of dark stuff going on beneath the surface.
This was an entertaining, speedy, read. It just wasn’t original, exciting or eloquent enough to be rated any higher.
Defintely recommended to fans of female led, contemporary young adult fiction. Whether it appeals to anyone else is another matter.

Rating: B

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Twisted Sisters

Jen Lancaster

Twisted SistersReagan is a success. She’s put her private practice as a Psychologist on hold to be a counsellor on a reality TV show.
Everything should be wonderful, indeed that’s what she tells herself, but instead of being happy, she’s a mess. She’s resentful of her sisters, failing to handle a break up and under pressure from the TV network to improve people’s lives in a single three hour session.
This is when the plot jumps into being a body swap story.
This is not a very good book. The lead character is oblivious and self-centred, her actions are insane and while I’m sure it’s meant to be funny most of the time it just never sparks into life.

Rating: C

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Fake Marrieds Meme

Waking Up Married

Mira Lyn Kelly

Waking Up MarriedMegan, in Las Vegas for a wedding gets drunk to deal with teasing over her decision to try artificial insemination. She wakes up the next morning with no memory, a terrible hangover and a new husband.
This new husband is looking for committed marriage without love and is very keen to stay married.
The rest of the book follows them after she agrees to a three month trial marriage.
This is easily the worst of these “fake married” novel(la)s.
The characters are selfish assholes or just plain jerks. The storyline runs on rails made of pure cliche and the dialogue – which aims for witty repartee – is excruciating and wooden.
In fact this one is so bad I’m instituting a new lowest rank just for it…

Rating: D

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Fake Marrieds Meme

I Married A Billionaire

Melanie Marchande

I Married A BillionaireA graphic designer with crushing debt agrees to marry her Billionaire boss so he can stay in the country.
She’s introduced to the high life and their whirlwind fake romance turns all to real for her.
After the wedding the story takes a strange diversion into mild BDSM as her new husband seems to run hot and cold for her.
The plot ends with the predictable admission that the ‘fake marrieds’ are actually in love with each other.
This is basically blooming awful.
I’ve read many better stories using this meme in fan fiction.

Rating: C-

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Fake Marrieds Meme

Married By Mistake

Abby Gaines

Married By MistakeSometimes Casey Greene has bad ideas.
Deciding to take part in a wedding reality show as a way to force your fiance to finally marry you is a bad idea.
Not checking that the fake marriage you agree to to save face after being jilted is actually a fake marriage is a really bad idea.
Finding herself married to an embattled TV exec and unable to annull until a Judge can look at the case she agrees to a pretend to be a happy couple to save face in his boardroom battles.
On the plus side she can escape from her needy and dependent family.
This is a Harlequin romance and it never rises above the level of mediocrity both in prose and plotting though I must admit to quite liking Casey.

Rating: C

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Fake Marrieds Meme

I’ve recently become fascinated with the Fake Married meme in fan fiction. I don’t review fanfic on this blog even though I read quite a lot (several novels worth a year) because it’s so variable in quality. Recently I thought ‘Why not hunt down some original novels using the meme?’. As a result the next few entries on the blog are reviews of ‘fake married’ stories.

Strange Bedpersons

Jennifer Crusie

strange bedpersonsHippy chick do-gooder agrees to pretend to be engaged to her ex-boyfriend so he can land the client that will get him a partnership at his law firm.
The book’s strength is in it’s witty dialogue but the plotting is incredibly predictable and the characters are so self-centred they actively become annoying at times.
I’ve read another previous Crusie novel (Faking It) and this just isn’t as good.

Rating: B-

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The Secrets of Ghosts

Sarah Painter

the secrets of ghostsI was really looking forward to this book after seeing a lot of potential in the author’s first book (reviewed here in 2013 and 2014).
Unfortunately it has the heroine suddenly act stupidly in a way that’s out of character in order to service the plot.
This is absolutely guaranteed to pull me out of a story. It’s a personal pet hate and it seriously diminished my enjoyment of the book.
It was nice to go back to Pendleford and I enjoyed Katie becoming the lead character (though I don’t get why she’s calling herself a Harper when she’s a Moore in the first book).
I would love to see the author try writing an adventure in a more overtly fantastical universe. The small town romance stuff is nice but is seriously threatening to get repetitive now.
Totally worth a read though.

Rating: B-

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Flat-Out Celeste

Jessica Park

Flat-Out CelesteThis is a sequel to Flat-Out Love which I read last year after picking up as a Kindle Daily Deal.
Here we find the little sister of the earlier book taking lead role as she deals with the trials of the final year of high school.
The author once again delivers a generic romance with clichéd characters but it’s also tremendously readable.
I can’t honestly say that it’s a good book but I did enjoy reading it.
One for teen romance junkies only I guess.

Rating: B-

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Mr. Penumbra’s 24 Hour Bookstore

Robin Sloan

mr penumbra's 24 hour bookstoreClay Jannon is an unemployed graphic designer and web developer who finds a job on the evening shift at a weird little 24 hour bookstore.
Pure boredom and intellectual curiousity combine so that he accidentally unlocks a secret about the bookstore draws him into adventure.
For some reason I kept expecting this story to go in different directions than it actually did. Something about the setup made me think of grand conspiracies and fantastic revelations and instead it kept on being charming and grounded in steady reality.
It’s certainly an enjoyable read and it has worthwhile things to say about the value of communities, the importance of archives and the need for open access to knowledge.
This one is recommended for those like their mainstream fiction on the quirky side.

Rating: B+