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Fast Women

Jennifer Crusie

Fast WomenNell is stumbling through life after her twenty-two marriage ends in divorce. Looking to start again she takes a job as a temporary secretary at a small Private Detective Agency.
As she drives her new boss crazy trying to modernize the office she starts to find a purpose in life. It doesn’t hurt that the Agency’s caught up in a juicy puzzle involving murder, embezzlement and adultery.
Maybe I’m just getting tired of reading this author’s books or this really is a pretty perfunctory entry in Crusie’s canon. There’s just so many scenes of women being morose over failed or failing marriages and there’s no fun to be had in that.

Rating: B-

katie?

Crazy For You

Jennifer Crusie

crazy for youQuinn just wanted to keep the stray dog but when her boyfriend takes the dog to the pound she suddenly realizes that she needs a whole new life. Unfortunately the asshole ex-boyfriend isn’t going to take no for answer.
The tone of this one was weird. The usual Crusie wit is on full display and then suddenly you get whole sections of the ex-boyfriend being creepy as hell and even, unforgivably, trying to get the dog put down.
Thankfully the plot ends with Quinn happily in a relationship with someone the complete opposite of the asshole.

Rating: B-

database?

Trust Me On This

Jennifer Crusie

trust me on thisAlec’s attending an academic conference to hear his aunt speak. As a federal agent he’s delighted when a most wanted con man turns up on the scene.
Dennie’s also at the conference having found out a famous academic is getting a divorce. She’s hoping to get the big interview that will advance her career.
Of course there’s a comedy of misunderstandings and Alec thinks that Dennie is in cahoots with the con man.
There’s lots of fun dialogue in this one but the con plot is woefully underdeveloped – a great con is something to be cherished – and most of the side characters are barely one-dimensional. I still don’t really get the point of including the con man’s real assistant at all since she’s barely in the book and the only important thing she does is mentioned in passing by another character.
Also the romances are incredibly perfunctory in this one. Characters meet, are attracted, briefly resist it, have sex and then are absolutely ready for the commitment of marriage to the extent to changing the rest of their lives to make it happen.

Rating: B-

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Getting Rid Of Bradley

Jennifer Crusie

getting rid of bradleyLucy has just had her divorce come through. Moving on with her life gets complicated when a police detective turns up saying that her life is in danger from a dangerous embezzler who happens to share her ex-husband’s name.
This is a decent but slightly disappointing effort from Crusie – it’s just a bit lacking in terms of sparkling dialogue that her other books excel at.

Rating: B-

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Nearlyweds

Beth Kendrick

nearlywedsI saw bits of a film based on this on a Satellite channel the other day so I decided to check out the original novel.
This is a fun look at three women reassessing their relationships in light of their marriages being declared technically illegal after the paperwork doesn’t get completed.
The three lead characters have a bit of depth and are fun to spend time with. The secondary characters are all one-dimensional and mostly they’re despicable.
The best thing is that much of this is dealt with a degree of levity and only taking things seriously when getting to the heart of the issues with each couple.

Rating: B-

lanny?

Fake Marrieds Meme

I’ve recently become fascinated with the Fake Married meme in fan fiction. I don’t review fanfic on this blog even though I read quite a lot (several novels worth a year) because it’s so variable in quality. Recently I thought ‘Why not hunt down some original novels using the meme?’. As a result the next few entries on the blog are reviews of ‘fake married’ stories.

Strange Bedpersons

Jennifer Crusie

strange bedpersonsHippy chick do-gooder agrees to pretend to be engaged to her ex-boyfriend so he can land the client that will get him a partnership at his law firm.
The book’s strength is in it’s witty dialogue but the plotting is incredibly predictable and the characters are so self-centred they actively become annoying at times.
I’ve read another previous Crusie novel (Faking It) and this just isn’t as good.

Rating: B-

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The Secrets of Ghosts

Sarah Painter

the secrets of ghostsI was really looking forward to this book after seeing a lot of potential in the author’s first book (reviewed here in 2013 and 2014).
Unfortunately it has the heroine suddenly act stupidly in a way that’s out of character in order to service the plot.
This is absolutely guaranteed to pull me out of a story. It’s a personal pet hate and it seriously diminished my enjoyment of the book.
It was nice to go back to Pendleford and I enjoyed Katie becoming the lead character (though I don’t get why she’s calling herself a Harper when she’s a Moore in the first book).
I would love to see the author try writing an adventure in a more overtly fantastical universe. The small town romance stuff is nice but is seriously threatening to get repetitive now.
Totally worth a read though.

Rating: B-

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Flat-Out Celeste

Jessica Park

Flat-Out CelesteThis is a sequel to Flat-Out Love which I read last year after picking up as a Kindle Daily Deal.
Here we find the little sister of the earlier book taking lead role as she deals with the trials of the final year of high school.
The author once again delivers a generic romance with clichéd characters but it’s also tremendously readable.
I can’t honestly say that it’s a good book but I did enjoy reading it.
One for teen romance junkies only I guess.

Rating: B-

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I Love You, You Idiot

Cathy East Dubowski

i love you you idiotThe second of the Gilmore Girls books. This one takes episodes from the second half of season one and retells them from Rory’s perspective.
The only really interesting bit is that Rory keeps the reason for the Dean breakup secret from the reader.
Obviously these books are only for crazy obsessive fans of the show and are of no interest whatsoever to anyone else.

Rating: B-

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City of Bones

Cassandra Clare

City of BonesThe first book in the Mortal Instruments introduces the protagonist – Clary – to a world filled with demons, monsters and the humans who hunt them.
It’s a very readable piece of young adult urban fantasy with a slightly dodgy romantic triangle subplot.
I blasted through this really quickly and yet I really can’t see myself reading any further books in the series. There’s nothing really wrong with it – I just don’t think it’s for me.
Recommended if you’re looking for a solid piece of YA romantic fantasy.

Rating: B-